Gemrakced is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent swallow.

Gemrakced created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemrakced, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gemrakced, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gemrakced's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gemrakced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Gemrakced must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from gray seals for they are unholy.