Badbudmin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable cat.

Badbudmin created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badbudmin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badbudmin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Badbudmin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Badbudmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Badbudmin.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.