Quatflatceptikpigfabkemstig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced shrew.

Quatflatceptikpigfabkemstig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatflatceptikpigfabkemstig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quatflatceptikpigfabkemstig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quatflatceptikpigfabkemstig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quatflatceptikpigfabkemstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Quatflatceptikpigfabkemstig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from cyan birds for they are unholy.