Titcedjen Targmadgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, competent finch.

Titcedjen Targmadgon created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titcedjen Targmadgon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Titcedjen Targmadgon, she will be very sad.

Titcedjen Targmadgon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Titcedjen Targmadgon's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Never paint your chest green.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always stare at clouds.