Mifbudtom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty tapir.

Mifbudtom created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mifbudtom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mifbudtom, it will not invite you to parties.

Mifbudtom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Mifbudtom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifbudtom.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never laugh near doves.