Mifbudtom is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty
tapir.
Mifbudtom created everything that exists nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Mifbudtom, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Mifbudtom, it will not invite you to parties.
Mifbudtom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Mifbudtom's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry dolphins.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifbudtom.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never laugh near doves.