Tinbasslen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent bat.

Tinbasslen created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinbasslen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tinbasslen, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tinbasslen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tinbasslen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to birds while wearing pink boots.

5. You must pray to Tinbasslen seven times a day.