Tinbasslen is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent
bat.
Tinbasslen created energy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tinbasslen, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Tinbasslen, she will turn you into a sheep.
Tinbasslen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Tinbasslen's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear blue clothing.
2. Never talk about ants.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never feed lots of oranges to birds while wearing pink boots.
5. You must pray to Tinbasslen seven times a day.