Quafmilgof is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental frog.

Quafmilgof created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafmilgof, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafmilgof, he will turn you into a sheep.

Quafmilgof's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Quafmilgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always help horses.

5. Never wear brown tights.