Panflighit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome clam.

Panflighit created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panflighit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Panflighit, he will send minions to preach to you.

Panflighit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Panflighit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Put Panflighit first in all things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.