Cinflagvab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident owl.

Cinflagvab created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinflagvab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cinflagvab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cinflagvab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cinflagvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near shrews while wearing magenta corsets.

2. Never sprint in the presence of pigs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always help sick birds.