Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy bat.

Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv, he will come to you in dreams.

Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Worship no other gods but Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv.

5. Never sing near hamsters.