Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv
is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy
bat
.
Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv
created silver five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv
, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv
, he will come to you in dreams.
Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv's
most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv's Holy Commandments
1. Never mention frogs.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.
4. Worship no other gods but Dussbabflis Migflowbushiv.
5. Never sing near hamsters.
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