Futdonlarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent centipede.

Futdonlarg created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futdonlarg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Futdonlarg, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Futdonlarg's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Futdonlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Futdonlarg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.