Hugcabzen is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering
fox.
Hugcabzen created the planet Saturn six million years ago.
If you believe in
Hugcabzen, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Hugcabzen, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Hugcabzen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Hugcabzen's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in holy places.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never wear yellow trousers.