Hugcabzen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering fox.

Hugcabzen created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Hugcabzen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hugcabzen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hugcabzen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hugcabzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear yellow trousers.