Nanyarvigfob is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable gerbil.

Nanyarvigfob created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanyarvigfob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nanyarvigfob, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nanyarvigfob's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nanyarvigfob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. You must pray to Nanyarvigfob four times a day.