Tigcabpib Dubvadcumvigrawvintikjab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered octopus.

Tigcabpib Dubvadcumvigrawvintikjab created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigcabpib Dubvadcumvigrawvintikjab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tigcabpib Dubvadcumvigrawvintikjab, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tigcabpib Dubvadcumvigrawvintikjab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tigcabpib Dubvadcumvigrawvintikjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never feed apples to eagles while wearing black scarves.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Put Tigcabpib Dubvadcumvigrawvintikjab first in all things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tigcabpib Dubvadcumvigrawvintikjab.