Genrakcem is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow
clam.
Genrakcem created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Genrakcem, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Genrakcem, it will laugh at you.
Genrakcem's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Genrakcem's Holy Commandments1. Never think about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing eight nickel spheres on your legs.
2. Genrakcem loves manatees, so they must be honoured.
3. Never eat beans.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.
5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.