Genrakcem is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow clam.

Genrakcem created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genrakcem, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Genrakcem, it will laugh at you.

Genrakcem's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Genrakcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing eight nickel spheres on your legs.

2. Genrakcem loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.