Getdiblatdad is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, quiet
ant.
Getdiblatdad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Getdiblatdad, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Getdiblatdad, it will turn you into a rat.
Getdiblatdad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Getdiblatdad's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Getdiblatdad in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never think about special relativity.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.
5. Never mention gulls.