Getdiblatdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, quiet ant.

Getdiblatdad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getdiblatdad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getdiblatdad, it will turn you into a rat.

Getdiblatdad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Getdiblatdad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Getdiblatdad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Never mention gulls.