Fenfosslak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, wise meerkat.

Fenfosslak created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fenfosslak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fenfosslak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fenfosslak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fenfosslak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fenfosslak loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fenfosslak.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenfosslak.

5. Never eat aubergines.