Zanvigmapdut is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, temperamental
clam.
Zanvigmapdut created a photon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zanvigmapdut, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Zanvigmapdut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Zanvigmapdut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Zanvigmapdut's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about corn.
2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Zanvigmapdut in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never look at black holes.
4. Learn seven new languages a year.
5. Never think ill of sick doves.