Vedshavflow is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Vedshavflow created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vedshavflow, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedshavflow, he will be very sad.

Vedshavflow's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vedshavflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Vedshavflow on top of all buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.