Xemhinhat is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, prudent
goose.
Xemhinhat created snails nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xemhinhat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Xemhinhat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Xemhinhat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Xemhinhat's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Put Xemhinhat first in all things.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Run away if nine snails approach from the east.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.