Yokbassgab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yokbassgab created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbassgab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokbassgab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yokbassgab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yokbassgab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yokbassgab seven times a day.

2. Hide if three mites approach from the west.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.