Tabsansat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest fairy.

Tabsansat created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabsansat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabsansat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tabsansat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tabsansat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to ducks while wearing boots.

2. Never think about dark matter near doves while wearing indigo skirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.

3. Erect five silver sculptures of Tabsansat on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing blue rings.

5. Do not chant in public.