Somgubtad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable mole.

Somgubtad created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somgubtad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Somgubtad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Somgubtad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Somgubtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if four badgers approach from the south.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat bread.