Fodhanmon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered dingo.

Fodhanmon created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Fodhanmon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodhanmon, she will manifest in front of you.

Fodhanmon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fodhanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Never feed lemons to dolphins while wearing yellow trousers.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.