Benbitpag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous meerkat.

Benbitpag created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Benbitpag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Benbitpag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Benbitpag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Benbitpag's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Worship no other gods but Benbitpag.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.