Bitlargfig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking crab.

Bitlargfig created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Bitlargfig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bitlargfig, she will not care.

Bitlargfig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bitlargfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.