Budgamdablib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident tapir.

Budgamdablib created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Budgamdablib, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Budgamdablib, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Budgamdablib's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Budgamdablib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help tortoises.