Rillcatvaddutbamgigwiknar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating duck.

Rillcatvaddutbamgigwiknar created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Rillcatvaddutbamgigwiknar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rillcatvaddutbamgigwiknar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rillcatvaddutbamgigwiknar's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rillcatvaddutbamgigwiknar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Hide if seven voles approach from the north.