Pibgadpasdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind porpoise.

Pibgadpasdoss created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgadpasdoss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pibgadpasdoss, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pibgadpasdoss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pibgadpasdoss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Erect three lead sculptures of Pibgadpasdoss on top of important buildings.