Budfigkad Rapkardod is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate human.

Budfigkad Rapkardod created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfigkad Rapkardod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budfigkad Rapkardod, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Budfigkad Rapkardod's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Budfigkad Rapkardod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.