Davlistbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring shrew.

Davlistbut created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Davlistbut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davlistbut, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Davlistbut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Davlistbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect five tin sculptures of Davlistbut on top of important buildings.

3. Do not take Davlistbut's name in vain.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Always stare at clouds.