Shavbumveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-confident dragon.

Shavbumveg created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Shavbumveg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Shavbumveg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Shavbumveg's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Shavbumveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing indigo tights and balancing seven zinc spheres on your chest.

5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Shavbumveg on top of important buildings.