Kentettiquim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, charitable dragon.

Kentettiquim created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Kentettiquim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kentettiquim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Kentettiquim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kentettiquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near geese while wearing red coats and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not hurt horses.