Migsandlim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent mongoose.

Migsandlim created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migsandlim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Migsandlim, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Migsandlim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Migsandlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Put Migsandlim first in all things.

3. Never skip in the presence of geese.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.