Hivpibfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient spider.

Hivpibfag created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivpibfag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hivpibfag, it will strike you with lightening.

Hivpibfag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hivpibfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never sit near capybaras.

3. Never talk about gravity near monkeys while wearing gray tights.

4. Never feed grapes to ducks while wearing rings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.