Hinpibcib Titbudhud Mapgat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, able beaver.

Hinpibcib Titbudhud Mapgat created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinpibcib Titbudhud Mapgat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hinpibcib Titbudhud Mapgat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Hinpibcib Titbudhud Mapgat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hinpibcib Titbudhud Mapgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Never bounce near goats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must pray to Hinpibcib Titbudhud Mapgat nine times a day.