Bat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-powerful shark.

Bat created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Worship no other gods but Bat.

3. Always obey Bat's priests.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about comets.