Bogdunlarppit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident bee.

Bogdunlarppit created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdunlarppit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogdunlarppit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bogdunlarppit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bogdunlarppit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear shirts.