Jammotspag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful raccoon.

Jammotspag created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jammotspag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jammotspag, she will be very sad.

Jammotspag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jammotspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Never look in ponds.