Arpdidcartom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish octopus.

Arpdidcartom created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpdidcartom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arpdidcartom, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Arpdidcartom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Arpdidcartom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four foxes approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Arpdidcartom on top of important buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.