Cetbestdiss Hankenbet is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent deer.

Cetbestdiss Hankenbet created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetbestdiss Hankenbet, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cetbestdiss Hankenbet, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cetbestdiss Hankenbet's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cetbestdiss Hankenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Cetbestdiss Hankenbet loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide from violet dolphins for they are unholy.