Catvagmet is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak giraffe.

Catvagmet created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catvagmet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Catvagmet, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Catvagmet's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Catvagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. You must love Catvagmet.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Catvagmet on top of important buildings.