Cubbopxem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciless gerbil.

Cubbopxem created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubbopxem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubbopxem, she will turn you into a tree.

Cubbopxem's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cubbopxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never bounce in the presence of dolphins.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.