Tabmabweg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful hummingbird.

Tabmabweg created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tabmabweg, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tabmabweg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tabmabweg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tabmabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tabmabweg on top of all buildings.

4. Run away if three otters approach from the south.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.