Stragrullquart is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable gnu.

Stragrullquart created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragrullquart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stragrullquart, it will not care.

Stragrullquart's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Stragrullquart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from orange swans, for they are unholy.