Venlog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful zebra.

Venlog created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venlog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Venlog, it will ignore you.

Venlog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Venlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.