Rutnellsug is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring toad.

Rutnellsug created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutnellsug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rutnellsug, it will torture you forever.

Rutnellsug's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rutnellsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. You must pray to Rutnellsug three times a day.

5. Do not commit murder.