Pibfumrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy chinchilla.

Pibfumrutt created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibfumrutt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pibfumrutt, she will send you a sign.

Pibfumrutt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pibfumrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Pibfumrutt on top of important buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.