Cemtiktengamjigfagbest is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful turtle.

Cemtiktengamjigfagbest created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemtiktengamjigfagbest, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cemtiktengamjigfagbest, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cemtiktengamjigfagbest's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cemtiktengamjigfagbest's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.