Febbudhon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful faun.

Febbudhon created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Febbudhon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febbudhon, she will jump up and down on your head.

Febbudhon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Febbudhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. You must love Febbudhon.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always obey Febbudhon's priests.